Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had
no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other
side of d street, who should i hit?
Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.
that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and
the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!