Monday, May 7, 2012


Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit?

Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.

Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!

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