BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE

A famous speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife" Audience was in shock & silence. He added: She was my Mother. . . . . ,Applause! A man tried to crack the joke at home, he said loudly to his wife in kitchen, Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife. Standing for a moment to recall the second half, By the time he regained his sense, he was on a hospital bad, recovering from burns of boiling water.