A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife Unclad/naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there
is his brother, totally Unclad/naked, covering on the closet floor. "You
bustard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're
running around Unclad/naked scaring the kids!