Thursday, August 28, 2014

PLEASE,AM I GUILTY OR NOT ?

Pls am i Guilty or not?

I was in a bus on my way coming from Mwanza down to Dodoma I was chatting with a friend and I noticed that the man sitting next to me was looking at my texts. Then I changed the topic. I began to write" Guy. You know what? I am in a bus now. I don't think the bomb I took can last for up to 3 minutes before it explodes. I don't know what to do now o. But I just want to say my goodbyes to you. Take good care of my wife and children. Make sure they spend the money wisely
o.........". Before I knew what was happening.
The man has opened and jumped through the door without telling the driver. He is now dead.
Please,
Who killed him

I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel
when I said to her...
"pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop
for her to receive the call.
It was her her dad. The phone was on speaker
so I could hear what he was saying. After the
usual pleasantries between father and daughter,
he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000
into your account, give your husband $500,000
out of it, and you can have the other half."
After the good-byes, the call ended, and she
turned to me:
"you said I should pack my things and do
what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM
TO ME TO WASH."