Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Types Of People On Facebook:

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell
Facebook "Good Morning" every day !! tongue
2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on
your post, but reads everything, and might make
reference to your status if they see you in public.
3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything,
just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO
5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia
Wars Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in
it, as
evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their
status updates.
7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either,
but joins every group and becomes fans of the
most random stuff.
cool The "Promoter" – Always sends event
invitations to things that you ultimately delete or
9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but
always clicks the "like" button
10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always
posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They
gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that
you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.
11) The "News" – Always updates you on what
they are doing and who they are doing it with, no
matter how arbitrar
which of the above are you? like if u find your

How Exams Should Be Written

Exams should be given either
on facebook or on phones
instead of sheets.
Because todays students have
more typing speed than
writing speed!


A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table
having dinner with her dad,
cellphone rings,
dad said excuse and went
outside and talked for a few
minutes, comes back and
continues his meal,
3yr old said dad i have
something 2 tell u, dad slap her n
yelled… how many times i tell u
not to talk while eating?
ten mins later dinner finished
dad ask… what were u saying?
3yr old said, while u were on the
phone… the cat pissed in Ur food 

the dad had a cardiac arrest....

WOMEN FROM 1500 TO 2013


Friday, February 1, 2013


A thief was once caught stealing in a supermarket and he was handed over 2 d police.After much torture,he confessed dat he had been stealing there 4 d past 2 months without suspicion.The ffg dialogue ensued:

Policeman:why is it dat u always precipitate here 2 steal?

Thief:Bcoz d inscription on d signboard says "Thanks,come again".


A young boy once askd his father dat daddy who is d head of dis family n d father replied him dat he is d 1 n d boy replied;bt dad why are u d head?or is it bcoz ur head is 2 big?