A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table
having dinner with her dad,
dad said excuse and went
outside and talked for a few
minutes, comes back and
continues his meal,
3yr old said dad i have
something 2 tell u, dad slap her n
yelled… how many times i tell u
not to talk while eating?
ten mins later dinner finished
dad ask… what were u saying?
3yr old said, while u were on the
phone… the cat pissed in Ur food
the dad had a cardiac arrest....