MAMA JOHN Vs JOHN

MAMA JOHN: JOHN, why did you fail your Test?..
 
JOHN: The boy seating next to me did not come today

JOKES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH (AKPORS Vs INTERVIEWER)

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of Good:
AKPORS:  Bad
Interviewer: Come
Akpors: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Akpors: Fine
Interviewer: You are wrong!
Akpors: you are right!
Interviewer: Shut up!
Akpors: Keep talking!
Interviewer: Ok,now stop all that.
Akpors: Ok,now carry on all that.
Interviewer: Get out!
Akpors: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh,my God!
Akpors: Oh,my Devil!
Interviewer: You are Rejected!
Akpors: I’m selected!

FRANK VS OBAMA

FRANK went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA

OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground.
 FRANK did it. OBAMA : More….More… More …
FRANK went up to 100 Feet.

OBAMA: So now, try to search for something.
FRANK : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we
used to have telephones.

FRANK became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to TANZANIA. That year, OBAMA visited TANZANIA.

FRANK : I want to show you our advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.

FRANK : Dig it... Obama does. FRANK: More….More… More…… OBAMA goes up to almost 400 feet.

FRANK:Try to find something. OBAMA tried. FRANK : Did you get anything?

OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.

FRANK: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.

JOHN AND THE ARMED ROBBERS

John asked his dad to buy him a toy gun coz neigbours son Francis has one. That same day, John and his dad went to the toy shop and bought two toy gun. One for his son and himself and they drove home. Just when they where about taking their lunch, armed robbers broke in with cutlasses and daggers. John pointed his toy gun towards them, asked his dad to point his, the armed robbers started shivery begging, John then said daddy don't move yet oh, am going inside to get water so that we can put it in our gun. **Dad fainted**.

Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!

Soon weddings will be like this!

Priest: do you agree to change your facebook status from "single" to "married"

Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Priest: Congratz, you are now husband and wife.
You may now poke the bride

And don't forget to tag me in the wedding pics.

JOHN IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON

Jenny: Am pregnant John, What would you love it to

be?..

John: I want it to be a Joke

JOHNY AND HIS DAD

Dad: whats 10+10?
Little Johny: I dnt knw
Dad: you cnt answer
such a
cheap sum... Ur stupidy wil
kill you
Lil Johny: if you saw a 1000
note
and a 500 note which
would you
pick?
Dad: 1000 of course
Lil johny: cnt you pick
both
poverty wil kill you

WHO IS MORE FOOLISH BETWEEN THESE 3

Father: Papa John is coming to
collect d money i owed him.
When he comes, tell him i have
traveled. U hear??
Akpos: yes Father.
Papa John entered: Akpos
where is ur father??
Akpos: he has travelled.
Papa John: when is he coming
bak?
Akpors: wait, let me go and ask
him?
(Akpos went inside, open d bak of
d door and said): Father,
papa John said when are u
coming bak??
Father: tell him next week.
Akpos ran bak and said: 
Papa John, my dady said i should
tell u dat he wil be bak next week.
Papa John: ok, go and tell him
dat if he comes bak next
week, he should let me know.
The Question is: WHO IS MORE
FOOLISH??