Wednesday, December 28, 2011

WIFE MISSED THE BUS...!

Wife missed the Bus...!

A bus full of house wives met an accident and all the ladies died.
The husbands cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years
because.
.
.
.
.
His darling wife had missed this bus….!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

ANSWERS FROM A BRILLIANT STUDENT


Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.


Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...


Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

Saturday, December 10, 2011

TRUE FRIENDS: MEN OR WOMEN

Women:
A wife was not at home for the whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her

girlfriend's apartment overnight. So, the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirms that.

Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's
apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartment that night and
another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.