tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56141623818349986972024-03-13T23:50:26.109-07:00frank johnson jokes/ ENJOY JOKESfrank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.comBlogger467125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-44731315772109318492014-08-28T08:59:00.000-07:002014-08-28T09:10:29.149-07:00PLEASE,AM I GUILTY OR NOT ?<span style="font-size: large;">Pls am i Guilty or not?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">I was in a bus on my way coming from Mwanza down to Dodoma I
was chatting with a friend and I noticed that the man sitting next to
me was looking at my texts. Then I changed the topic. I began to write"
Guy. You know what? I am in a bus now. I don't think the bomb I took can
last for up to 3 minutes before it explodes. I don't know what to do
now o. But I just want to say my goodbyes to you. Take good care of my
wife and children. Make sure they spend the money wisely</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">o.........". Before I knew what was happening.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">The man has opened and jumped through the door without telling the driver. He is now dead.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Please,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Who killed him<img src="http://www.nairaland.com/smileys/huh.gif" style="height: 22px; width: 15px;" /></span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-89872455905602920802014-08-28T08:45:00.003-07:002014-08-28T09:11:03.686-07:00I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE<span style="font-size: large;">My wife and I were having a serious quarrel</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">when I said to her...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"pack your things and ....."</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">for her to receive the call.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">It was her her dad. The phone was on speaker</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">so I could hear what he was saying. After the</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">usual pleasantries between father and daughter,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">he said:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">into your account, give your husband $500,000</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">out of it, and you can have the other half."</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">After the good-byes, the call ended, and she</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">turned to me:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"you said I should pack my things and do</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">what?"</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">TO ME TO WASH."</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-34047552482536978462013-05-23T00:24:00.000-07:002013-05-23T00:24:59.923-07:00HONEST ANSWER<span style="font-size: large;">You are out in the car with your dad driving and Rihanna's latest song,
"shut up and drive" is playing. Your dad asked, "What's the title of
this song?" What would you tell him?</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-53049462825820015882013-05-23T00:19:00.001-07:002013-05-23T00:19:23.744-07:00BAR JOKE<span style="font-size: large;">A guy walks into a bar and shouts, "When I drink, everybody drinks!". Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy.<br />Feeling
great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one and shouts, "When I
drink again, everybody drinks again!". Once again, everybody is cheering
him, he is the hero of the bar.<br />When he is done drinking, he pulls out his wallet and shouts, "When I pay, everybody pays!".</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-25310013323473619242013-04-17T04:08:00.001-07:002013-04-17T04:08:31.510-07:00I MISS MY EX CLASSMATES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-10522013859862564362013-04-17T04:01:00.005-07:002013-04-17T04:01:50.291-07:00TEACHER VS FRANCIS<span style="font-size: large;">Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a<br />woman. What do we learn from this?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Francis: We should stop wasting time in studies<br />and find that WOMAN</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-30986136933471822372013-04-02T02:37:00.004-07:002013-04-02T02:37:50.141-07:003 PASTORS JOKE<span style="font-size: large;">Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The
first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church
offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever
l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, infect l have
slept with most of the church (female) members. Turning to the third
pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some
effort to calm him). When they asked him to continue, he was still
crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place
everybody will hear all what the two of u have just told me. Please pray
for me! The two pastors fainted..</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-81349706265971764042013-03-16T05:00:00.000-07:002013-03-16T05:00:22.766-07:00MAMA JOHN Vs JOHN<span style="font-size: large;">MAMA <span style="font-size: large;">JOHN</span>: <span style="font-size: large;">JOHN</span>, why did you fail your Test?..<br /><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">JOHN</span>: The boy seating next to me did not come today</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-22522486849002665952013-03-16T04:54:00.000-07:002013-03-16T05:04:47.597-07:00JOKES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH (AKPORS Vs INTERVIEWER)<span style="font-size: large;">Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of Good:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">AKPORS: Bad<br />Interviewer: Come<br />Akpors: Go<br />Interviewer: Ugly<br />Akpors: Fine<br />Interviewer: You are wrong!<br />Akpors: you are right!<br />Interviewer: Shut up!<br />Akpors: Keep talking!<br />Interviewer: Ok,now stop all that.<br />Akpors: Ok,now carry on all that.<br />Interviewer: Get out!<br />Akpors: Come in!<br />Interviewer: Oh,my God!<br />Akpors: Oh,my Devil!<br />Interviewer: You are Rejected!<br />Akpors: I’m selected!</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-28754874849447831602013-03-16T04:49:00.000-07:002013-03-16T05:06:39.800-07:00FRANK VS OBAMA<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with OBAMA</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced we are.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> FRANK did it. OBAMA : More….More… More …</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK went up to 100 Feet.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">OBAMA: So now, try to search for something.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK : I got a Wire.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">used to have telephones.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to TANZANIA. That year, OBAMA visited TANZANIA.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK : I want to show you our advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK : Dig it... Obama does. FRANK: More….More… More…… OBAMA goes <span style="font-size: large;">up to</span> almost 400 feet.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK:Try to find something. OBAMA tried. FRANK : Did you get anything?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">FRANK: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">used to have WIRELESS mobile.</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-17397332936488694362013-03-13T07:11:00.001-07:002013-03-13T07:11:42.309-07:00JOHN AND THE ARMED ROBBERS<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">John</span> asked his dad to buy him a toy gun coz neigbours son <span style="font-size: large;">Francis</span> has
one. That same day, <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> and his dad went to the toy shop and bought
two toy gun. One for his son and himself and they drove home. Just when
they where about taking their lunch, armed robbers broke in with
cutlasses and daggers. <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> pointed his toy gun towards them, asked his
dad to point his, the armed robbers<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>started shivery begging, <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> then
said daddy don't move yet oh, am going inside to get water so that we can
put it in our gun. **Dad fainted**.</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-89793325460308479372013-03-13T05:39:00.001-07:002013-03-13T05:40:59.024-07:00Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!<span style="font-size: large;">Soon weddings will be like this!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Priest: do you agree to change your facebook status from "single" to "married"</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">Priest: Congratz, you are now husband and wife.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">You may now poke the bride</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-size: large;">And don't forget to tag me in the wedding pics.</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-54434175775225301392013-03-12T04:25:00.000-07:002013-03-12T04:25:47.045-07:00JOHN IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON<span style="font-size: large;">Jenny: Am pregnant John, What would you love it to <br /><br />be?..<br /><br />John: I want it to be a Joke </span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-56299262610510765632013-03-12T04:03:00.004-07:002013-03-12T04:03:52.181-07:00JOHNY AND HIS DAD<span style="font-size: large;">Dad: whats 10+10?<br />Little Johny: I dnt knw<br />Dad: you cnt answer<br />such a<br />cheap sum... Ur stupidy wil<br />kill you<br />Lil Johny: if you saw a 1000<br />note<br />and a 500 note which<br />would you<br />pick?<br />Dad: 1000 of course<br />Lil johny: cnt you pick<br />both<br />poverty wil kill you</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-77890345602428829362013-03-12T03:51:00.000-07:002013-03-12T03:51:12.813-07:00WHO IS MORE FOOLISH BETWEEN THESE 3<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Father</span>: Papa <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> is coming to<br />collect d money i owed him.<br />When he comes, tell him i have<br />traveled. U hear??<br />Akpos: yes <span style="font-size: large;">Father</span>.<br />Papa <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> entered: Akpos<br />where is ur father??<br />Akpos: he has travelled.<br />Papa <span style="font-size: large;">John</span>: when is he coming<br />bak?<br />Akpors: wait, let me go and ask<br />him?<br />(Akpos went inside, open d bak of<br />d door and said): <span style="font-size: large;">Father</span>,<br />papa <span style="font-size: large;">John</span> said when are u<br />coming bak??</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Father: tell him next week.<br />Akpos ran bak and said: </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Papa John, my dady said i should<br />tell u dat he wil be bak next week.<br />Papa <span style="font-size: large;">John</span>: ok, go and tell him<br />dat if he comes bak next<br />week, he should let me know.<br />The Question is: WHO IS MORE<br />FOOLISH??</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-24186755786163347902013-02-27T08:18:00.003-08:002013-02-27T08:18:30.911-08:00Types Of People On Facebook:<span style="font-size: large;">1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell<br />Facebook "Good Morning" every day !! <img alt="tongue" border="0" src="http://www.nairaland.com/smileys/tongue.gif" /><br />2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on<br />your post, but reads everything, and might make<br />reference to your status if they see you in public.<br />3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything,<br />just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.<br />4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO<br />reason<br />5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia<br />Wars Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)<br />6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in<br />it, as<br />evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their<br />status updates.<br />7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either,<br />but joins every group and becomes fans of the<br />most random stuff.<br /><img alt="cool" border="0" src="http://www.nairaland.com/smileys/cool.gif" /> The "Promoter" – Always sends event<br />invitations to things that you ultimately delete or<br />ignore.<br />9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but<br />always clicks the "like" button<br />10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always<br />posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They<br />gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that<br />you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but<br />then they never finish telling the story.<br />11) The "News" – Always updates you on what<br />they are doing and who they are doing it with, no<br />matter how arbitrar<br />which of the above are you? like if u find your<br />category</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-39073526322996080522013-02-27T08:09:00.001-08:002013-02-27T08:09:16.941-08:00How Exams Should Be Written <span style="font-size: large;">Exams should be given either<br />on facebook or on phones<br />instead of sheets.<br />Because todays students have<br />more typing speed than<br />writing speed!</span> frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-41870970866640249782013-02-27T07:38:00.004-08:002013-02-27T07:47:58.616-08:00INNOCENT GIRL<span style="font-size: large;">A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table<br />having dinner with her dad,<br />cellphone rings,<br />dad said excuse and went<br />outside and talked for a few<br />minutes, comes back and<br />continues his meal,<br />3yr old said dad i have<br />something 2 tell u, dad slap her n<br />yelled… how many times i tell u<br />not <span style="font-size: large;">to</span> talk while eating?<br />ten mins later dinner finished<br />dad ask… what were u saying?<br />3yr old said, while u were on the<br />phone… the cat pissed in Ur food </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">the dad had a cardiac arrest.... </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-73568106607229277442013-02-27T07:37:00.001-08:002013-02-27T07:37:28.053-08:00WOMEN FROM 1500 TO 2013<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-68471159147179562732013-02-01T03:47:00.001-08:002013-02-01T03:47:30.756-08:00FUN TIME WITH FRANK JOHNSON<span style="font-size: large;">A thief was once caught stealing in a supermarket and he was handed over
2 d police.After much torture,he confessed dat he had been stealing
there 4 d past 2 months without suspicion.The ffg dialogue ensued:<br /><br />Policeman:why is it dat u always precipitate here 2 steal?<br /><br />Thief:Bcoz d inscription on d signboard says "Thanks,come again".</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-27818044397679374802013-02-01T03:45:00.000-08:002013-02-01T03:45:05.925-08:00FUN TIME WITH FRANK J<span style="font-size: large;">A young boy once askd his father dat daddy who is d head of dis family n
d father replied him dat he is d 1 n d boy replied;bt dad why are u d
head?or is it bcoz ur head is 2 big?</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-74308940065094433682013-01-30T00:24:00.000-08:002013-01-30T00:24:13.068-08:00I THINK AM FUNNY<span style="font-size: large;">Marietha went out for drink with<br />some of the top women….<br />Waiter brings their bill:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Happy Tsh10,400</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Victoria. Tsh10,250</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Beatrice. Tsh10,450</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Jenny Tsh10,200<br />Total. Tsh41,300<br />She says: I will pay for everyone else, but<br />Total must pay<br />for herself because I didn’t invite her, <span style="font-size: large;">after all</span><br />she owns<br />petrol stations all over Tanzania!</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-66079987503749032482013-01-29T23:45:00.003-08:002013-01-29T23:45:49.363-08:00TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON FACEBOOK<span style="font-size: large;">1. U buy an underwear at a bend down select under<br />owino market( cheap and local) and on facebook u write "i love Gucciunderwear"*God is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">2. U re a married man wit 2 kids & on facebook u claim<br />to be single*God is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">3. U re 21yrs old & dating a man of 54yrs,u updates says<br />"can't wait to see my baby" is dat ur baby or ur daddy?<br />*God is watching u*<br />4. U re drinking ice water & u update "i'm drinking<br />johnny waker on d rocks"*God is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">5. U re in d house watching WWE RAW but u updates<br />"watching silver bird at d cinemas *God is watching u*</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> 6. U sell retail biscuit and chewing gums & u updates<br />"had a long day at office*GOD is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">7. U re waiting 4 a taxi and update "stuck in traffic thank<br />God 4 d airconditioner in ma car*God is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">8. U re using fake nokia fone bnd u updates us status<br />"my laptop is slow"*God is watching u*<br />9. U re in katanga slum and update "near new<br />york"*God is watching u* </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">10. U real name is Mgbeke Ifeoma and on facebook u<br />call urself "Pretty Beyonce"*God is watching u*</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5614162381834998697.post-45564076806405553462013-01-29T23:32:00.000-08:002013-01-29T23:32:40.254-08:00Funny Frank And His GF<span style="font-size: large;">Girlfriend:Baby pls can u send me 20k? Frank: Sure my luv,
k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k. Count it, is it complete or do u
want more? =))</span>frank johnson jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10852115602466296764noreply@blogger.com0