Saturday, October 1, 2011


KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives being called into

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

OPRAH/ TYRA: Why does a chicken cross a road? Was it molested while still a
chick? I mean, what kind of upbringing did it have? We need to invite the
chicken to a share with us what happened

OSAMA BIN LADEN: This was an unprovoked act by the infidels and zionist
forces, we will avenge with suicide bombers!!

GEORGE W. BUSH (2): The chicken is either with us or it is against us.
There is no middle ground here.

ANY KENYAN POLITICIAN: "From which tribe is the chicken? Our community has
been marginalized for far too long – others have had their chance and it is
now the turn of our chicken to eat!"

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road
perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight
line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced
reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion

NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing
the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.

: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white
farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road
to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war
veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the
roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution
from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop
until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross

: Both me and
President Kibaki had been telephoned about the
chicken. Si sisi iko na demokrasia na tunataka wacha kuku apite, sio? Si
kuku tosha?! It is even in the agreement between me and Kibaki. Lazima
ipite, nimesema hivyo hii asubuhi. I have exclusive powers on this!

Kuku ilivuka pale pale, ikienda huko huko........ na
hilo ndio jambo la maana ....hakuna mambo ingine!...hakunaaaa
tutakataa namna gani ati kuku isivuke barabara ...hatuweziii hao
wanaendelea kuongea mambo ya wapumbavuuu. .. .....mavi ya hiyo
kuku!!! That is unconstitutional. Na irundi kule itokako.

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