This was taken from an actual article in a New York paper about the first divorce directly resulting from the Sept 11th attack on the World Trade Centre.
The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Centre spent the morning at his girlfriend's apartment with his cell phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either.
When he turned his cell phone back on at about 11am, it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife who said, "Are you OK? Where are you?".
He said, "What do mean? I'm in my office of course!"