Teacher: Okay kids, I want you to make a sentance with 'liver' and 'cheese'.
The Rich kid: Yesterday my mom bought fresh liver and 500gr of cheese to cook pate and cheese cake. It was delicious!
Teacher: Well done George, good sentance!
The poor kid: Yesterday I stole a piece of liver and 250gr of cheese from the super market. My mother boiled the liver and we eat it with cheese and crackers.
Teacher: Okay Billy, that will do!
The Kenyan kid: Jesterdei I saw a boy hitting my sista Janeti; I say, "Hey bastard, liver alone cheez my sista!"
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