Thursday, August 18, 2011

A rich, poor and Kenyan kids in an English class!

Teacher: Okay kids, I want you to make a sentance with 'liver' and 'cheese'.

The Rich kid: Yesterday my mom bought fresh liver and 500gr of cheese to cook pate and cheese cake. It was delicious!

Teacher: Well done George, good sentance!

The poor kid: Yesterday I stole a piece of liver and 250gr of cheese from the super market. My mother boiled the liver and we eat it with cheese and crackers.

Teacher: Okay Billy, that will do!

The Kenyan kid: Jesterdei I saw a boy hitting my sista Janeti; I say, "Hey bastard, liver alone cheez my sista!"

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