Tuesday, August 23, 2011

NEVER VISIT RICH PEOPLE

Reasons why I never visit rich people !!

Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please…"

Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea.. "

Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk …… "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?"
Answer: "With cow milk PLEASE"...

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then…"

Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!"

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE……..."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST"….. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!!

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