Three men were in the martenity hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man,"Sir, you're the father of twins."
"Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets."
"Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I work with the 3M Company."
Listing to his fellows coincidences, the third man dropped down fainted. It was found that he was working for 7-UP!"