Saturday, January 12, 2013

ENGAGEMENT JOKES LAUGHS OUT YOUR RIBS

Mr Akpors fiancee said to him,
“Now that we are engaged,
we should start calling
each other pet names”.
He asked her,
“So what do u want to be calling me?”
She said,
“I’ll be calling u TIGER”.
“Why?” he asked.
“Coz u’re handsome, tall,
charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good.
She then asked him,
“What will u be calling me?”
Mr Akpors said,
“Zebra” The lady still smiling
seductively,
“Wow, that’s lovely & sweet.
Why did u choose
such a lovely name?”
“Because of ur STRETCH MARKS”

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