Tuesday, December 18, 2012


"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" A teacher asked the children in a Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, moved the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"

 "Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

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