Monday, October 8, 2012

PAIN TRANSFER

A happily married couple(Frank and Happy) having their first baby, were
invited to make use of a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the
Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were
happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10
percent but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor
increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still
felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He
invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still
there was no reaction. The doctor was amazed and
slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She
and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When
they got home, the gardener(John)  was lying almost dead at
the gate cheesy

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