A pregnant wife told her husband to sleep on the floor to avoid contacts that may stimulate him and cause the unexpected. While the poor husband was curled down on the floor the wife looked at him and felt sorry for him. She woke him up and told him
"Listen take this 50 thousand and go to the girl next door and have sx with her,but never ever do it again."
The husband thinking she may change her mind took the money quickly and ran outside,but he returned a few minutes with the 50 in his hand. The wife asked "what happened,why do you still have the money?"
"I couldn't do it Lucy said she wants 80"
The wife said
"That b*tch,when she was pregnant i helped her husband for 50 now she...."
'WHAT DID YOU SAY!'