Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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