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An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England .
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: Green, Pink and Yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "yellow".