FATHER-IN-LAW

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to
seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re
chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or
smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke
and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go to the
club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i
came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison
before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed
somebody!!.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a
certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his
daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son.
U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the
right Man for my Daughter