JOKES 1

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another man - Robert. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to Robert, "what are you doing here?"Robert replied "I love your wife & she loves me too.” To this the man said "I know that my wife loves me & not you." After a long conversation they decided "we'll hold our guns & fire at each other &pretend to be dead. She will mourn for the guy she loves the most & the other person will get out of their lives."The wife heard the gunshots, she came into the room, shocked and surprised, stood staring at both the dead bodies. Suddenly she started laughing out loudly, rejoicing and shouted "Brian get out of that wardrobe, these 2 idiots are dead now!”