ST.PETER

A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply, suddenly a man runs in shouting ''Peter, Peter, your daughter Tania just had a fatal accident''. Shocked, confused and distraught, he jump out of the window! As soon as he jump, he remembers that his office is on the 9th floor, as he is descending lower,he remembers that he doesn't have a daughter called tonia,  Still descending lower he remembers he's not even married, 2 floor before he hit the ground, he finally remembers that his name is not even peter!