A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his
door one Friday evening. “I’m so Hot that I can’t stand it.” she said.
“I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are
you free tonight?” “Yes!!!!” he replied enthusiastically. “Wonderful.” she said. “Would you watch my
kids?”
Saturday, December 29, 2012
AKPOS LOST HIS WIFE
Akpos lost his wife due to his drinking habit. One evenin he saw empty
bottles on the table, he quickly smashed 3 bottles swearing, "You , my
wife left me because of you!"
"You are the reason I don't have kids!"
"You are the reason I don't have a job!"
He was about to smash the fourth bottle when he realized it was full of beer, so he said "Stand aside, I know you were not involved"
"You are the reason I don't have kids!"
"You are the reason I don't have a job!"
He was about to smash the fourth bottle when he realized it was full of beer, so he said "Stand aside, I know you were not involved"
I NEED A GOOD ANSWER
If a native doctor told you that you'll become
the world's richest man after running mad
for one full year and you agreed and ran mad for 11 months 30days, Remaining just a
Single DAY for you to become the world's
richest man. A pastor from somewhere
came, prayed for you and casted out the
madness in you.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
the world's richest man after running mad
for one full year and you agreed and ran mad for 11 months 30days, Remaining just a
Single DAY for you to become the world's
richest man. A pastor from somewhere
came, prayed for you and casted out the
madness in you.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
GETTING TO HEAVEN
"If I sold my
house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into Heaven?" A teacher asked the children in a
Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, moved the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
"If I cleaned the church every day, moved the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
ENJOY
a guy got into a barber's shop in Dar es Salaam, taking along with him a little
boy by the hand.the man asked the barber to cut his hair. after the
cutting he immediately asked barber to start cutting the little boy's
while he goes to buy a newspaper around the corner. he did the job and
was waiting for the man to return. after 2hrs, the barber said to the
boy: i think your father got lost!! it's already 2hrs now since he went
out, the little boy replied, 'he isn't my father, i was on the streets
when he stopped me and asked: would you like to have a hair cut for
free?
SUGAR MUMMY
A guy arrives at the Hotel with a lady about 20years older than him.
The hotel manager said; sorry we don't allow such here. The guy said;
oh she's my Mum, then he was handed the room key.
Not convince the manager later sent a maid to verify. Maid said;yes sir she's the Mum. Manager; how do u know? Maid; I saw her bosom feeding him
The hotel manager said; sorry we don't allow such here. The guy said;
oh she's my Mum, then he was handed the room key.
Not convince the manager later sent a maid to verify. Maid said;yes sir she's the Mum. Manager; how do u know? Maid; I saw her bosom feeding him
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
JOHN GEOGRAPHY CLASS B
JOHN.... ALWAYS ON POINT
In a Geography class.
Teacher: On the world map, what country is next to USA.
John: USB.
In a Geography class.
Teacher: On the world map, what country is next to USA.
John: USB.
Monday, December 10, 2012
FATHER
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Friday, December 7, 2012
A HOT SECRETARY
A hot secetary came out angrily from her boss office.
Her colleage asked : what happened? U went inside in a happy mood. She replied : he asked me, are u free tonight?
And i said, absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45pages to type.
Her colleage asked : what happened? U went inside in a happy mood. She replied : he asked me, are u free tonight?
And i said, absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45pages to type.
PROFESSOR
Policeman::professor, did u manage to get the number of the lorry that knocked u down?
Professor:I'm sorry there wasn't time for that but fortunately.I noticed that the cube root of the number was equal to the sum of its digits.
Professor:I'm sorry there wasn't time for that but fortunately.I noticed that the cube root of the number was equal to the sum of its digits.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
WHO IS MORE SILLY?
1. One who wave hands to greet
news caster on the tv.
2. A nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient to give him
sleeping pills because he forgot to
take them.
3. One who goes with a spanner to
the bank to open an account.
4. The one who puts a radio in the
freezer to listen to a cool music.
5. One who lowers the volume of a
radio to read an SMS.
6. One who puts a perfume to take
a photo
news caster on the tv.
2. A nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient to give him
sleeping pills because he forgot to
take them.
3. One who goes with a spanner to
the bank to open an account.
4. The one who puts a radio in the
freezer to listen to a cool music.
5. One who lowers the volume of a
radio to read an SMS.
6. One who puts a perfume to take
a photo
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Marietha Vs Mom
Marietha: Mom you lied to me
Mom: When?
Marietha: You said my Younger Brother is a Small Angel.
Mom: Ye he is.
Marietha: He didnt Fly when i threw him from the Balcony
the mother fainted
Mom: When?
Marietha: You said my Younger Brother is a Small Angel.
Mom: Ye he is.
Marietha: He didnt Fly when i threw him from the Balcony
the mother fainted
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